| The Modern
Family |
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- "My
dad thinks he's gay. My mother doesn't."
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Referring to a friend of Elanor's. Not Elanor's Dad
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- "I'd
marry Alison before I mallied Alex."
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Talking about The Age Of Desperation
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- "I
wish I'd never told you about my mother's sexual history."
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Wishing she'd never told me about her mother's sexual history
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- Chelsea:
"Mmmm...choconana!"
Elanor: "Chelsea's lusting after my unborn son... my unconceived
son!"
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Entertaining the possibility of naming our first-borns after instant
puddings
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| Lance |
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- "I
try to get down there early and get in before he locks the house."
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No, she seriously did
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- "Lance
is keeping me awake at night."
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No, he seriously was
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- "I'd
quite like to go out with Lance."
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Who didn't... stupid Fridge.
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| Bodily
(dis)Functions |
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- "It's
the same size as everyone else's!"
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I have no idea
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- "Half
that went down my wind-pipe and the other half... pope."
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In a laugh-fest on the back steps, anything's funny
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- "It's
only when it gets shorter that it takes longer."
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Elanor logic, I don't know
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- "I
was just waving it around, and then you got a look on your face."
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Probably referring to the gigantic phallus
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- "I
just wet myself."
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While doing the dishes
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- "Tony's
got one of those bodies you read about."
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She was serious, which made it even funnier
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- Chelsea:
"You look quite nice tonight, Mormon."
Elanor: "You haven't seen my legs."
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She hadn't shaved
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| Domestic
Violence |
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- "Ha!
I beat you up this morning!"
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Smug after getting out of bed before Cameron
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- "I'll
get a knife and we'll settle this once and for all."
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Probably talking to Alex, such were tensions
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- "Then
when she walks in we'll snab her."
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Referring to Berith, I think. But I'm not sure what 'snab' means
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| Free
Love |
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- "It
would be really good if I had a guy in there that I was shagging every
night."
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Well, it would
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- "We
always slept together on Scouts."
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Referring to her ironically platonic ex
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- "Cameron,
can you take me?... have you got time?"
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Asking Cam to drive her to work
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- "I
don't think I ever have seen you kiss anyone, but by all means do..."
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Giving me her permission, thank God
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- "They
were having this huge hug and then Chelsea hurt herself."
- This happened a lot
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- "That's
where I played with Nick."
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She meant Scrabble, or something, much to her chagrin
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- "Let's
go get it on in memory of JFK junior."
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After his death, she needed cheering up
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- Chelsea:
"Well, now you're having an affair with Mr. Armstrong!"
Elanor: "Well, that's to be expected."
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Reading some of our old stories from high school
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- "You're
such a traitor. Why do you sleep with Alex? Why, why, why?"
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To Ed, The Talking Cat Of Doom, after he slept on Alex's bed
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| "A
Damn Good Thrashing" |
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- "I
mean, who doesn't want to bunt someone?"
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Explaining normal sexual urges
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- Elanor:
"My knees are getting sore."
Steve: "You should be grateful you begged me to stop in the car."
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Nobody knows, nobody wants to
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- "You're
lying under me, thinking of another man, and you tell ME off?"
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To Steve. Nobody knows, nobody wants to
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- Elanor:
"How can you have sex without waking up the other person?"
Steve: "Yeah, well, I can sleep through anything."
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He's a useful bloke, that Steve
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- "Nobody
is that bad in bed."
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Not sure what this is in reference to, but I'm sure there's someone
out there who is
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- "I
was going, 'swallow, swallow, before anything else happens, swallow!'"
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When I was about to laugh some milk out my nose (again)
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| Logic |
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- "Not
if I could borrow one, just if you could lend me one."
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Yep
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- "I
think we need another you, Chelsea."
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The first and only time anyone's said that
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| Sexual
Confusion |
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- "It's
just that every time I look at Blair now, I think of Bryan."
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She meant to say Ryan, Blair's brother, who she fancied. But this
is funnier
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- "I
just had this... guy feeling..."
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Guy feeling what?
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- Alex:
"You didn't see where I was, did you Elanor?"
Elanor: "No, but I could feel it Alex."
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Alex and Elanor playing Blind Man's Bluff
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| Daily
Life |
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- "Microwaves
don't talk like me."
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Well, they don't
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- Elanor:
"It's cooking for real people."
Chelsea: "Fat people."
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Trying to prove a point, I know not what
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- "It's
not as if you're doing anything exciting - I made muffins!"
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Yeah, go wild child!
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- "I
used to get really high with someone... who was it?"
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In reference to the Love Numbers game...
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